Our Greeting Cards

Our greeting cards are currently available to purchase at Thortful.com.

The option to buy direct from Roll Creative will be available soon, along with exciting news on more places to buy in the very near future.

Keep an eye on the 'Where to find us' page for updates!

Note: Some of the cards below use language that some people may find offensive.

The Portfolio

Happy Birthday you Magnificent Bastard

Birthday

Happy Birthday Magnificent Bastard

You are my favourite wife

Anniversary

Favourite Wife

A Fucking Legend was born 21 years ago today

Birthday

21 Birthday Legend (Blue)

A Fucking Legend was born 21 years ago today

Birthday

21 Birthday Legend (Pink)

A Fucking Legend was born 30 years ago today

Birthday

30 Birthday Legend (Blue)

A Fucking Legend was born 30 years ago today

Birthday

30 Birthday Legend (Pink)

A Fucking Legend was born 40 years ago today

Birthday

40 Birthday Legend (Blue)

A Fucking Legend was born 40 years ago today

Birthday

40 Birthday Legend (Pink)

A Fucking Legend was born 50 years ago today

Birthday

50 Birthday Legend (Blue)

A Fucking Legend was born 50 years ago today

Birthday

50 Birthday Legend (Pink)

A Fucking Legend was born 60 years ago today

Birthday

60 Birthday Legend (Blue)

A Fucking Legend was born 60 years ago today

Birthday

60 Birthday Legend (Pink)

Don't Leave You're One of the Good Ones

New Job

Don't Leave One of the Good Ones

18 Now the Fun Begins

Birthday

18 Now the Fun Begins (Blue)

18 Now the Fun Begins

Birthday

18 Now the Fun Begins (Pink)

Four Decades Old Today

Birthday

Four Decades Old

Five Decades Old Today

Birthday

Five Decades Old

21* Today *and the rest

Birthday

21* Today and Rest

We cant believe you are leaving* *us here

New Job

We Can't Believe You are Leaving

I cant believe you are leaving* *me here

New Job

I Can't Believe You are Leaving

30 Years of Fucking Awesome

Birthday

30 Years Fucking Awesome

40 Years of Fucking Awesome

Birthday

40 Years Fucking Awesome

50 Years of Fucking Awesome

Birthday

50 Years Fucking Awesome

60 Years of Fucking Awesome

Birthday

60 Years Fucking Awesome

You sick bastard Get well soon!

Get Well

You Sick Bastard

Happy birthday to the World's second most fabulous bitch

Birthday

Happy Birthday Second Most Fabulous

30 Years a Badass Mother Fucker

Birthday

30 Years Badass Mother Fucker

40 Years a Badass Mother Fucker

Birthday

40 Years Badass Mother Fucker

50 Years a Badass Mother Fucker

Birthday

50 Years Badass Mother Fucker

60 Years a Badass Mother Fucker

Birthday

60 Years Badass Mother Fucker

About bloody time! I mean congratulations

Congratulations

About Bloody Time! - Congratulations

Well done smart arse

Congratulations

Well Done Smart Arse

30 Years a Magnificent Bastard

Birthday

30 Years Magnificent Bastard

40 Years a Magnificent Bastard

Birthday

40 Years Magnificent Bastard

50 Years a Magnificent Bastard

Birthday

50 Years Magnificent Bastard

60 Years a Magnificent Bastard

Birthday

60 Years Magnificent Bastard

You're on my Naughty List

Christmas

You're on My Naughty List

Ho Ho Bloody Ho!

Christmas

Ho Ho Bloody Ho!

Thanks I couldn't have done it without you

Thanks

Thanks Couldn't Have Done without You

Happy Birthday to Mum and Dad's Second Favourite Child

Birthday

Happy Birthday to Mum & Dad's Second Favourite

You're not old yet But you are a twat

Birthday

You're Not Old Yet Twat

40 and fucking fabulous

Birthday

40 Fucking Fabulous

40 and Naughty

Birthday

40 and Naughty

21* Today *Plus an additional 19 years

Birthday

21* Today Plus Additional 19 Years

Happy 40th Birthday (21 again)

Birthday

Happy 40th Birthday (21 again)

Happy Birthday Here's a folded piece of card to celebrate

Birthday

Happy Birthday Folded Card to Celebrate

Happy Birthday to my favourite ginger. Maybe second favourite after Ed Sheeran

Birthday

Happy Birthday Favourite Ginger Ed Sheeran

Your leaving? Can we come too?

Birthday

You're Leaving Can we come to?

Your leaving? Can I come too?

Birthday

You're Leaving Can I come to?

Happy Birthday you Magnificent Bitch

Birthday

Happy Birthday Magnificent Bitch

Happy Birthday, Here's hoping you get to celebrate with a good old fashioned knees up, you magnificent bastard

Birthday

You Old Bastard

50 and Fucking Fabulous

Birthday

50 and Fucking Fabulous

60 and still stupendously sexy

Birthday

60 Supendously Sexy

Anything for a day off! I mean get well soon

Get Well

Anything for a Day Off

The Man The Myth The Bellend

Birthday

The man, the myth, the bellend

Happy Birthday (Dad) Mum

Birthday

Happy Birthday Dad (for Mum)

Happy Birthday (Mum) Dad

Birthday

Happy Birthday Mum (for Dad)

House Party! I mean congratulations on your new home

New Home

House Party Congratulations on new home

I love you to the Moon and back

Love/Valentine

Love You to the Moon and Back

Thank you You're a Star

Thanks

Thank You You're a Star

You've fucking got this!

Support

You've Fucking Got This

You absolutely smashed it!

Congratulations

You absoutely smashed it!

Congratulations on passing your chauffeur training

Driving

Passed Your Chauffeur Training

Well done you've passed! Can you give me a lift?

Driving

Well Done You've Passed!

Congratulations on passing your McDonalds drive thru collection service training

Driving

Congratulations on Passing Drive-Thru Training

Let's get fat together

Love/Valentine

Let's Get Fat Together

I love you more today than I did yesterday. Yesterday you were annoying

Love/Valentine

I Love You More Today than Yesterday (Annoying)

I know where you live Congratulations on the new home

New Home

I Know Where You Live (New home)

Happy birthday bumder

Birthday

Happy Birthday Bumder

Congratulations on the crotch goblin

New Baby

Congratulations on the Crotch Goblin

Congratulations on the new home. Now what's the wifi password?

New Home

Congratulations on New Home - What's the Wifi Password

Happy Birthday Fuck Nugget

Birthday

Happy Birthday Fuck Nugget

Baby baby baby oh!

New Baby

Baby Baby Baby Oh!